What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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