no, he came in my armpit
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
