Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
