You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
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