i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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