shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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