At least make sure they are 18
Why
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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