Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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