I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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