yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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