we're blogging at a bar
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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