how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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