I'll bet she douches with gravy.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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