the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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