coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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