But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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