my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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