I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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