Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
You smell like stripper and shame
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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