I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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