Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I need a beard to bite.
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