I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
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