but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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