D3 body, D1 cock
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
it's like heaven, but drunker
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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