ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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