She said her name was "party"
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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