he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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