Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
