My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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