shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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