I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Randomize
