He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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