Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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