You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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