i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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