he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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