Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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