Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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