just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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