found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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