After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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