I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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