I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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