Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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