I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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