just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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