My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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