is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
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