Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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