I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Shame - the story of my life.
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